a coffee table
an art show
a painting
a series of abstract paintings
salt and pepper shakers
a webcam based sex website
a real estate agency
a cafe slash co working space
a baseball hat
a Little Caesars
a t-shirt
a sportswear line
a monitor stand
drugs
black and white portraits
a band
a 20 foot painting
a selfie website
an antiselfie website
a poem
a custom gold name plate necklace
your wifi network
paintings of anime characters
paintings of hollywood movie stars
an instagram curator
pinkberry uniforms
a lawn chair
gloves where each finger is a weed leaf
an interpretive dance
a flipbook
a bottle of axe
a mean people suck sticker
a pop up shop
a real-time graph
a fake street artist
of denim bean bags
of bongs
of a giant usb symbol
mimicking Rothko
cast in yellow resin
of party photographers
involving stedicams
of internet loader gifs
of cables
cut up and mixed
cast in plaster
made out of resin
with various stock photos of landscapes
with grumpy cat on it
that sells hand crafted jewelry
of the price of bitcoins
of chester cheeto
with jello
with babies
with bubbles
of skype conversations with artists
for the authenticity of riff raff
on facebook
as performance art
featuring identical twins in spandex
made out of e pills
but photoshopped
flavored e-cig
on the cross
in the lower east side
with tribal symbols
using the word "traverse"
while watching the chris angel show
of death camps
with sad dads
in the shape of an alien head
in white or various iridescent colors
on an ipad
then writing a blog post about it
as an easel
but on an ipad
at a stripclub
in the shape of ghosts
in clear resin
for arty girls in brooklyn
in bushwick
called outlet
named "liminal spaces"
a slice of pizza
in pizza
into a hat
in mexico
that says, "I can't think of pizza"
and selling it
with modest mouse playing softly
then painting your entire body
as art
that says, "free wifi"
with a nike swoosh
crying
as anime characters
at a party
in a gallery
or whatever
that says: ADOLESCENCE
with military fatigue
in a glass case
named "encryption"
on the mona lisa
with a picture of Rihanna
